In the time it took me to show you her improve puzzle, she whacked off the back of her hair. This is the second time she's done that, so I should have known better than to leave her unattended with scissors.
For whatever reason, I just grabbed some scissors myself instead of taking her somewhere. Maybe it was too close to dinner time, maybe I was too irritated to spend the money, or maybe I was in a hurry to do damage control.
(Still in the toga)
The funny thing is that her hair was so dry and damaged in the back, despite never having seen a chemical, that I actually think it looks much better.
She just wanted to be sure she didn't look like a boy. I think we're good.